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Leon Lett Is Innocent, For Once

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MiamiHerald.com | 02/21/2006 | Ricky’s positive test is not for pot

So it turns out the haters were wrong: Ricky Williams is NOT a pothead. He may just turn out to be an acid freak or a smackhead. My bet? Propecia, God didn’t intend hair to produce such luscious dreadlocks.

My favorite quote from the article:

”I would be blown away if Ricky Williams used drugs,” said agent Leigh Steinberg, who represents Williams. “And that’s how most of the people around him also feel.”

The article fails to mention that after this statement, Steinberg proceeded to stop answering questions, claiming that his tongue was trying to escape from his mouth. He would, however, allow reporters to interview his eyebrow.

Written by Pete

February 22, 2006 at 5:30 am

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