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Archive for June 8th, 2007

Paris Hilton sent back to clink

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Aww, Paris

Repeat after me, in Charlton Heston voice:

Let my socialite. . . go!

Paris Hilton going back to jail – CNN.com

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June 8, 2007 at 2:43 pm

Deep South debate technique

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Just goes to show you that you can put a suit on an Alabaman and refer to him as “Senator,” but he’s still an Alabaman underneath, which is where his overalls are.

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June 8, 2007 at 1:54 pm

‘John Smiths’ are disappearing left and right

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Phone books are getting smaller.Strongman

As cellphones becomes people’s primary telephone, more and more households are canceling their landlines—and removing themselves from the phone book.
In fact, even though Manhattan attracts 10,000 new residents per year,
the 2007 phone book is 142 pages smaller than last year’s edition.

And presumably, strong men are getting weaker.

Brave New World: Phone Books Are Getting Thinner As Cellphones Take Over – Consumerist

Written by Pete

June 8, 2007 at 1:28 pm

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I shared a room with a Presidential candidate…

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…and it was Dennis Kucinich.  And he was in the room for like 10 seconds.

That’s like saying you got to spend the night with a tall blonde with a sultry voice, but it was Dauber from Coach.

Dauber

He likes to be the big spoon.

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June 8, 2007 at 9:32 am

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