Aside from knowing more about Wali Lundy than Wali Lundy, fantasy football enthusiasts pride themselves on their indiscriminate and unrelenting irreverence. Fantasy leagues everywhere are littered with offensive names detailing obscure sexual maneuvers (Arabian Night Goggles {don’t blame me, blame Urban Dictionary}), illicit and most times illegal indiscretions by athletes (Mark Chmura’s Pool Party), and generally crude statements that have no proper use other than as names for a fantasy football team (Poopstick).
Naturally, you can expect no limit to Michael Vick-related team names this year. Hell, there will probably be entire leagues devoted to Vick-names.
So let’s cut to the chase, here are some Michael Vick fantasy football team names for your consideration that will no doubt win you the disdain and pity of your co-workers.
- Michael Vick, Cat Enthusiast
- Bad Ideaz Kennels
- You Dead, Dawg. Love, Michael Vick
- Ron Mexico’s Rape Stand
- MV7-10 years
- Surprisingly, Marcus Vick Not Involved
- Ookie’s Oopsie
- Joey Harrington Just Wants To Be Left Alone
- Chris Chandler: Redux
- The Most Electrifying Athelete in Sport. To Dogs, Specifically
- Dog’s Worst Friend

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July 19, 2007 at 7:21 am
OMAR
I’ll see you in hell.
Taking a stab at this….
Dead Puppies with Herpes
Ron Mexico Indictment Excitement
Barking in Vain
Harmless Blood Sports
The Tremendous Upside Electrocution
July 19, 2007 at 8:29 am
Touchback Jesus
Great, I’ll bring the salsa.
Here’s some more:
Roger Goodell’s Nightmare
Michael Vick: The X-Dog Factor
Po’ Bo Pelini
August 1, 2007 at 9:26 am
Mike Vick
I like
Mike Vick’s Dog Walking Service
Ookies Puppy Farm
and
Mike Vick’s Watter Bottling Co.
August 1, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Touchback Jesus
Some more:
Pac Man Breathes Easy
Michael Vick Cat Fancy Endorsement
MVP (Michael Vick: Plaintiff)
Michael Vick Is Easily Bored By Fetch
August 14, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Tony
Mike Vick’s Dog Pound
August 15, 2007 at 10:52 am
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August 21, 2007 at 9:32 am
Michael Vick’s problems are this blog’s gain. « Majorly English
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August 21, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Hilton
Kibbles N Vicks
August 25, 2007 at 7:13 am
RaceGrl
Vick-toria’s No-so-Secret
August 29, 2007 at 10:30 am
amyshaun23
Mikey V’s Puppy Salon: You Leave’em, We Deceive’em
October 17, 2007 at 9:56 pm
basaik
vick has a big back beanbag
October 17, 2007 at 10:00 pm
basaik
mikes hairy ballsack
December 10, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Vick07
Vick is tha best QB and when he gets outa jail he should still be the QB for tha falcons
February 10, 2008 at 12:51 pm
JBall
OK guys, post season is over, it’s time to remember your wife or girlfriend. Maybe you better make up for ignoring her for most of January. How about a Valentines gift from 1-800-Flowers.com (http://www.1800flowers.com)