Top Michael Vick Fantasy Football Team Names
Aside from knowing more about Wali Lundy than Wali Lundy, fantasy football enthusiasts pride themselves on their indiscriminate and unrelenting irreverence. Fantasy leagues everywhere are littered with offensive names detailing obscure sexual maneuvers (Arabian Night Goggles {don’t blame me, blame Urban Dictionary}), illicit and most times illegal indiscretions by athletes (Mark Chmura’s Pool Party), and generally crude statements that have no proper use other than as names for a fantasy football team (Poopstick).
Naturally, you can expect no limit to Michael Vick-related team names this year. Hell, there will probably be entire leagues devoted to Vick-names.
So let’s cut to the chase, here are some Michael Vick fantasy football team names for your consideration that will no doubt win you the disdain and pity of your co-workers.
- Michael Vick, Cat Enthusiast
- Bad Ideaz Kennels
- You Dead, Dawg. Love, Michael Vick
- Ron Mexico’s Rape Stand
- MV7-10 years
- Surprisingly, Marcus Vick Not Involved
- Ookie’s Oopsie
- Joey Harrington Just Wants To Be Left Alone
- Chris Chandler: Redux
- The Most Electrifying Athelete in Sport. To Dogs, Specifically
- Dog’s Worst Friend
I’ll see you in hell.
Taking a stab at this….
Dead Puppies with Herpes
Ron Mexico Indictment Excitement
Barking in Vain
Harmless Blood Sports
The Tremendous Upside Electrocution
OMAR
July 19, 2007 at 7:21 am
Great, I’ll bring the salsa.
Here’s some more:
Roger Goodell’s Nightmare
Michael Vick: The X-Dog Factor
Po’ Bo Pelini
Touchback Jesus
July 19, 2007 at 8:29 am
I like
Mike Vick’s Dog Walking Service
Ookies Puppy Farm
and
Mike Vick’s Watter Bottling Co.
Mike Vick
August 1, 2007 at 9:26 am
Some more:
Pac Man Breathes Easy
Michael Vick Cat Fancy Endorsement
MVP (Michael Vick: Plaintiff)
Michael Vick Is Easily Bored By Fetch
Touchback Jesus
August 1, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Mike Vick’s Dog Pound
Tony
August 14, 2007 at 3:52 pm
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August 21, 2007 at 9:32 am
Kibbles N Vicks
Hilton
August 21, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Vick-toria’s No-so-Secret
RaceGrl
August 25, 2007 at 7:13 am
Mikey V’s Puppy Salon: You Leave’em, We Deceive’em
amyshaun23
August 29, 2007 at 10:30 am
vick has a big back beanbag
basaik
October 17, 2007 at 9:56 pm
mikes hairy ballsack
basaik
October 17, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Vick is tha best QB and when he gets outa jail he should still be the QB for tha falcons
Vick07
December 10, 2007 at 8:33 pm
OK guys, post season is over, it’s time to remember your wife or girlfriend. Maybe you better make up for ignoring her for most of January. How about a Valentines gift from 1-800-Flowers.com (http://www.1800flowers.com)
JBall
February 10, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Mike Vick in a Box
Pfern
August 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Well, these are interesting thoughts. I think they are true. However, everything is
relative and ambiguous to my mind.
AlexSorent
April 8, 2009 at 8:22 am
How about,
Michael vick’s School for Disobedient Dogs?
Ryan
August 3, 2009 at 9:52 am
Hide Your Beagle, Vick’s an Eagle!
Ken
August 17, 2009 at 5:46 pm
These are the two fantasy football team names I’ve actually used the last two years:
Viva Ron Mexico
Ron Mexico’s 6-ft Underdogs
Splab
August 17, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Vick’s an eagle hid the beagle
cb
September 13, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Vick’s Ghost dog’s
Vick-tumizer’s!
coby
September 20, 2009 at 9:10 pm