Majorly English

If we had known this:

would beget this:

Which would ultimately beget this:

I think we probably would have reconsidered the whole Britney Spears thing to begin with. No exposed midriffs in schoolgirl outfits singing bubblegum pop is worth this.

Kids today. When I was a boy, we used to hide under sheets to read comic books with a flashlight past our bedtime. Now they hide under sheets to scream at the Internet about Britney Spears.