Never accuse Kid Rock of not being dedicated to the Kid Rock brand
Kid Rock, he of the wispy mustache and late rapping midget, was arrested over the weekend for engaging in some late night pugilism. The interesting part?
A few hours later, Kid Rock,
who calls his genre-bending blend of country, rap and southern rock
“hick-Hop,” was arrested after police said he and his entourage beat up
a customer — at a local Waffle House.
Yes, Kid Rock decided to throw dem ‘bos at the Checkered Breakfast Pastry Emporium. How appropriate.
Now, Kid Rock is either genuinely a white trash hillbilly who drinks out of jugs with ‘XXX’ written on the side and plays a mean washboard, OR Kid Rock is one of the savviest businessmen in the music industry.
Think about it. He’s got a new album out, “Rock N’ Roll Jesus,” and he’s currently on tour promoting the leatherclad bejeezus out of the thing. What better way to drum up some hard-rockin’ publicity than getting into a good ol’ boy Waffle House brawl? That’s what we call synergy.
Somehow, “Kid Rock arrested after late-night oxygen bar brawl” doesn’t carry quite the same cache, know what I’m saying?
Kid Rock arrested in DeKalb after fight at Waffle House | ajc.com
hey there i have always liked your music but this time i think you out did yourself by hitting on the way the world is going an what people are becoming i will buy the cd just for the song amen we need more artists who arent scared to express the truth in there lyrics
Robin Hayes
January 25, 2008 at 12:59 pm
i love kid rock more than totem poles and anal foolin.
cracker jack spurrr
September 14, 2008 at 2:38 am
I always thought you were a goofball before……….especially for living with Pamela Anderson…….you are way better than that and deserve much better……..deep down i can tell you sing from your heart and when i listen to your songs i always get emotional……..keep singing from your heart and you’ve got it made!!!
Love,
Your new #1 Fan
Renee
September 27, 2008 at 3:23 am
Robin,
I hope you’re aware that this is not in fact Kid Rock’s actual blog, and that he was not blogging about his own arrest at the Waffle House in some sort of abstract third person literary experiment. Have you met the Internet?
Pete
September 29, 2008 at 4:58 pm
As I was reading I was thinking the same thing.
Ryan
October 21, 2009 at 6:21 am