If you discover that your future son-in-law has an ex-girlfriend who is pregnant with his child, don’t get a convict you formerly employed to hire an ex-con to kidnap her, because she’ll have a hemorrhage and die shortly after giving birth to that child, and you’ll be arrested seconds before end credits.

You are so arrested.

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April 4, 2008 at 10:19 am
littledevil26
all i ever learn from watching SUV is that a) i could be rapped any minute of any day and b) people are sick and twisted. hence, i stopped watching SUV. kittens are more fun to watch anyway.