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Hillary Clinton was on my television this morning, telling me that, despite the fact that nobody anywhere likes her idea to give Americans a gas tax “holiday” this summer, complete with pina coladas and limbo, that we have a moral obligation to support her bad idea because we need to “take it to the big oil companies.” Also, all those eggheads that hate her failed idea are totally smart losers with all sorts of degrees, the types of guys you used to give wedgies and swirlies to, often at the same time! You gonna let them tell you what type of tax policy you support, huh, white ethnic middle-class undereducated American?
Anyways, since I always do what TV tells me, I took it to big oil companies today. I flicked off a gas station attendant on my way to the bus station. And, after work, I’m going to get a really contemptuous bumper sticker to put on my Prius.
Suck on that, Gargantuan Oil.
