An Important Reminder
No matter how cool you think you are now, even if you have a really great skin for your iPod or a pair of custom sneakers, just remember one thing: several years ago, you were complicit in permitting a band called Limp Bizkit to become one of the most popular bands in the entire world. Limp Bizkit. A band with a moronic name that they couldn’t even bother to spell right. The type of name that a B-list sketch comedy show would come up with as a jokey name for a cruddy band, and nobody would laugh at it because it’s not even funny, just stupid.
These guys. They’ve made more money than you or I could ever even dream of holding, and they were awful. Just remember that next time you’re thinking of strutting down the street as Mr. Cool Jeans.
Would this be a bad time to remind you that you yourself purchased a Limp Bizkit album?
Betsy
May 13, 2008 at 9:20 am
I don’t claim to have risen above this catastrophe. Similarly, I do not claim to be hip and/or cool, as I recently purchased a pair of shoes while barely considering their appearance, mainly because they made my feet feel good.
Pete
May 13, 2008 at 9:23 am
Don’t tell me you bought crocs ….
Earl
May 14, 2008 at 11:14 am