Chuck Grassley fears for America’s nipples.
When we last saw Chuck Grassley opening his mouth, he was postulating that perhaps the best salve for the nation’s anger towards the financial meltdown would be the sweet, sweet blood spilt from AIG executives.
Now we learned that we’ve allowed AIG to get all the way to second base with John Q. Taxpayer, and we’ve got a sneaking suspicion that, even though they said they’d call as they left our apartment, they’re not going to call. Also, they’ve got our Interpol CD, and billions of our dollars.
Wonkette : Sen. Chuck Grassley: AIG Just Stone Cold Suckin’ Your Fat Titties.

Apparently, Sen. Grassley is also very concerned with the nipples of his fellow senators’ wives.
Andy
March 30, 2009 at 9:07 am